I can take my clothes off pretty fast (but not in the way you think, you perv).
I picked up this awesome skill back in the military. Our commanders used to regularly punish us with “change parades” – these crazy exercises where we’d have to change out of our army uniforms into a t-shirt and shorts within a minute.
I could never do it in time, because those damn buttons on my uniform would always get in the way. One day, however, a platoon mate taught us how we could undo all the buttons at a go, by simply giving the bottom of our uniforms a short, sudden, tug.
It was magic. Suddenly, all of us were setting new time records for our change parades, and simultaneously annoying our commanders who had to find other ways of making our lives miserable. My platoon mate’s shirt tugging technique was the key ...
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