Happy Sunday! I’m pretty psyched because I’m featured in today’s edition of the Sunday Times, in an article about young investors.

First, a funny story about the article: I knew it was going to be published today, but I had absolutely no freakin’ idea how it was gonna turn out because I hadn’t seen the full text. Last night, I dreamt that the newspaper folks lost my photo, so they had to dig through my old Facebook photos to find a replacement one. I dreamt that they took an old photo from when I was in the army, publishing my skinny-ass face with my bald head and thick, black framed glasses on the front page.

I woke up at 6am in a cold sweat, ran to check out the article, saw that it was a relatively “normal” photo, and collapsed back into bed in relief.

Anyways, if you’re in ...