One of the quickest ways to discover the untold depths of your suckiness is to embark on a trading career. Everyday the market will confiscate your money and slap you in the face like a bully and tell you that you are the most talentless and worthless organism in the galaxy. It can be the most discouraging endeavour you’ve ever applied yourself to and all that sex appeal you associated trading with, fuck that, it evaporates in a matter of days from the time you begin.

Trading for a living turned me into a bipolar wreck when I was starting out. When you win you’re all fuck yeah this is what it’s all about ha look at how big my dick is everybody come and see!!! When you lose you’re like fuck man I’m gonna shoot myself in the ballsack the whole wide world hates me I am depressed. There …