I’ve just been reminded we are a week from the one tacky day a year characterized by mispriced roses and overvalued dinners. Take a girl out to a classy restaurant and give her chocolates and you’re an idiot. Tell a girl you won’t buy her a bouquet of flowers or treat her to a meal and you’re a cheapskate. Fuck that shit, damned if you do, damned if you don’t. But for the other 364 days, here is a list of reasons to date a trader, because the day that we have no redeeming qualities is the day that we should all be executed.

10 reasons to date a trader

1) We forgive and forget fast. You disappoint me, I control my temper, and 5 mins later I’m back giving you my undivided attention like you never robbed me. Every day is a new day. Nobody’s keeping a list of …