Note: Before you read this blog post, open Spotify to play the song “Santa Baby” in the background. Do look for the 1953 original version by Eartha Kitt.
And sing along too!
Santa baby, just sell a condo under value for me;
Been an awful long curb, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a district 10 GCB too, brand new;
I’ll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the homes I’ve missed;
Think of all the units that I haven’t snapped;
Next year I could be just as bored …
If you press on with restriction list.
Santa baby, I want a bounce and really that’s not a lot;
Been on downside all year; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, one little thing I really need …
The debt … to a passing ......