Our Government is notoriously bad at coming up with names.

For example, there’s that infamous story of how the CAAS spent $28,000 to launch a contest to name our airport’s budget terminal, and chose the winning name of… The Budget Terminal. Or how the Silver Support Scheme makes me think of:

So you can’t blame the G when they tried to be super ultra specific when they came up with the Central Provident Fund Lifetime Retirement Investment Scheme. (Try saying that 5 times fast!)

Okay, the name might be a mouthful and sound boring as hell (seriously, the word “retirement” is about as exciting as an episode of Mata-Mata), but when you take a closer look at what it actually IS, it’s pretty cool. It might even help to make you rich.

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