“Hello Sir,

I’m from XXX and I’m calling to let you know that you have been pre-approved to take up this special offer that is exclusive only for you!

Benefit 1)

Benefit 100)

How do all these benefits sound Sir?”

That sounds fantastic. How about you send me an email with all that information and I can get back to you with my decision?

“I’m sorry Sir. This promotion is only by telephone. Maybe I can help you clarify anything that you are unsure about…”

Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.
This is a telephone only offer and you will not send me anything and I just verbally agree over the phone?

“Yes Sir, it’s is a special telephone-only offer!”

So I will not receive anything? I don’t even want a mailer, I just want an email to look at the terms.

“I’m sorry Sir, we can’t do …