Don’t mind the title, just trying to use the click-bait sort of titles to pull in the views, because this is a trick that most, if not all, of the slimy agents out there will use.

The TL;DR is at the bottom, so jump there if you don’t want to see my amazing story telling skills.


I am just minding my own business walking around when I am suddenly approached by this cute girl.

Quite tall, slim build, nice tan and quite cute. Why got cute girl come talk to me? I spot the lanyard “ABCXYZ Insurance”.

Chey. Insurance agent. No wonder. The more cute they are, the more careful you must be, I remind myself.

I insist that I am a damn hard sell and there is a very low chance that she can sell me anything. She persists. Just listen only, no need to commit. I …