So you’ve just collected your keys to your brand new HDB BTO at the HDB Hub and can’t wait to roll a pineapple into your crib or get a ustaz (a Malay male religious elder) to make sure that your home is protected against evil spirits.

But wait!

Have you thought about the basics like your electricity, gas, and water supply?

You think electricity and water come free with the house meh?!  🙄

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