Author: Got Money, Got Honey!

You were all right, it’s crashing. I’m out.

Source: Of Two Minds I’m out…. of my trading precious metals positions! (exited at a slight profit, still holding onto my physical stacks in my safe) I’m now preparing (keyword) to plow it all into crypto. I only hope the market stays horrible long enough for me to take up my positions in the cryptos that I am planning on scooping up. I decided to be a smug ass bitch and post this while we are “crashing” so all the skeptics will click on my post for that sweet sweet “I told you so” validation, but instead get trolled, AHAHAHA....

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About this recent Crypto Crash and all the Crypto Critics

Source: Stonetoss Hehehe. Advice to readers: understand crypto before even considering buying it. I’ve heard way too many stories of noobs FOMOing into crypto and made a quick buck and thought they were invincible but are now being totally destroyed by the market (as expected btw). I’m sad to hear that some people still think crypto is all gambling and speculation. Then again, seeing how most of the new people seriously approach it like gamblers with their only 2 criteria for crypto selection being Hope and Luck, I can somewhat understand why. But that is also where “experts” have...

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Bitcoin, The Next Shitcoin

This will probably rattle up the BTC maximalists, but whatever. This is just my opinion and I’m just a random guy on the internet. Not happy with my conclusion? Laugh at me when I become poor. I think many regulars readers know, I do not like Bitcoin very much. I own it because I have to, not because I want to. Bitcoin is the brand name that everyone knows and everyone talks about. Bitcoin is the gateway crypto that allows for fiat-crypto exchanges. Bitcoin is the base pair that allows for crypto-crypto exchanges. But that’s about it. Bitcoin is...

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FUD and Shill, Pump and Dump

These days, everything is a FUD or a shill. Talk positively about something? Shill. Talk negatively about something? FUD. The kids (literally) in crypto are too emotionally attached to some of their holdings. So screw it. I decided I can’t save them all from buying into stupid shit. *COUGH RIPPLE COUGH* *COUGH TRONIX COUGH* *COUGH VERGE COUGH* And why should I? Do you know how much money I get from people NOT buying into any of them? Nothing. All I can hope is that they managed to get in early and sell before it (eventually) tanks. Ain’t nobody said...

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GMGH Crypto Portfolio for 2018

Am I shilling my own bags? Well, obviously if I’m actually owning them, I believe in them, right? A LOT of people have been asking me what I own and why, so here you go. I don’t owe anyone an explanation for anything I own, but I’m willing to share what I own and why I think they are good investments. I classify myself as more of a fundamentalist and I really don’t do much trading at all. Unlike most of the new people coming, I don’t have the mentality of “Aiya, it’s just $1000 play money, lose also...

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Hey hey hey hey, what’s more important – Market Cap or Unit Price?

I really have to post this. The amount of stupid rolling into cryptos is just frightening. You aren’t scared to lose money? I don’t know why I’m so concerned about random internet strangers losing money. Maybe deep down inside behind my sarcastic facade, I’m actually a nice guy? Who knows. But come on now you retards, you can do better than this. This is the same thing even for stocks. When you evaluate something, what’s more important, market cap or unit price? Just as a refresher, Market Cap = Unit Price X Total Units Yes, it’s a very complicated...

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The HERD is coming into Crypto!!!

Bought crypto in 2017? Congrats fellow crypto OG on being a verified early adopter. THARMS UP MAN. Buying crypto in 2018? HERD SHEEP FOMO NOOB, get rekt beech! Proof of herd? This. The herd is coming in and buying everything with a face value of under $10, especially things below $1. Madness. Who cares about circulating supply or market cap? Price is the most important thing, right? The next time someone says that the “price is cheap, so it’s a better buy”, I’m going to shit myself instantly on the spot. I cannot tell you the number of times...

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GMGH’s Best Crypto Posts of 2017

With 2017 just over, I thought I’d dig up some old posts which I still find relevant about crypto which should answer the questions that a lot of people have and that I hear all the time. Is Bitcoin in a bubble? Am I too late? What if I invested in Bitcoin for the last 7 years? Why is blockchain important and will be massive Terminology clarifications Why crypto will make me richer than bankers The “fairness” on why early adopters should and will be insanely rich Analogue Bitcoin vs Digital Gold My Crypto Starter Pack v2.0 Why ICOs...

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2017 in Retrospect, 2018 Looking Ahead

2017 in Retrospect I think 2017 is one of the most important and eventful years of my entire life. It’s the year that I re-discovered crypto. I did the first half of the year as usual. Not interesting at all. Bought stocks, sold stocks, boring shit. It was only when I stumbled back into the crypto world and fell down the rabbit hole did things start going crazy. I restarted the engines and blew off the dust from my Coinbase account opened in 2015 and I got down into the dirty gambling and speculative world of crypto. Or so...

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Stupid Money is Still Money

This is actually a re-write of my article that I was going to publish. XRP has blown up from $0.25 at the START OF DECEMBER 2017 to a mind numbing $2.35 as I type this out right now. For all those people thinking that buying XRP is investing in Ripple and you get to invest in the future infrastructure that all the banks are going to use! It is not. Bought it because “Coinbase will list it”? Extremely unlikely. People will still believe so, because, plebs. But then again, I realised that almost NONE of the new people coming...

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Crypto is full of Regrets

Do not own any crypto? Regret. Do not own any crypto after listening to your friend shill it years/months ago? Regret. Convinced about crypto, but waited too long to buy? Regret. Finally bought crypto, but didn’t buy enough? Regret. Bought enough crypto, but it immediately went down? Regret. Sold crypto for a profit, but it continues to rise? Regret. Didn’t sell out the crypto at an all time high? Regret. You trust dear old Uncle Warren about crypto?  Regret. 2017 is ending and you still haven’t bought any crypto? Regret. 2018 is coming and you still think crypto is a mirage / ponzi / /fraud / scam...

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My 1st Crypto FOMO

I have got to say, I am usually very cool headed and reserved when to comes to investing. But, I have to admit that I recently did something very dirty that even I am ashamed of: I went to FOMO buy into a crypto at all time highs, AFTER it already went up 3,000% in a month. I really don’t do these kind of things. But when I came across the project again (first saw it at the start of December), I dived in deeper and I came out blown away at the technology and the progress of it....

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Merry Cryptmas Gift!

Merry Cryptmas! Ehehehe. You know me, I love my stupid, “how is that even related” gifs! It’s Christmas, so sexy elfs dancing! Isn’t that acceptable? Okay Billy Bob, chill out! Anyway, this Cryptmas I wanted to give away my favourite crypto trade idea. DigixDAO (DGD) Unfortunately, I am NOT going to explain or tell you why I think that it is such a fantastic trade idea… yet. I’m just putting this idea now as a timestamp of my genius (or also how I screwed up big time). I have mentioned it several times in my blog before though. They...

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This Is Why You Buy The Crypto Dip

*removed shitcoins to prevent noobs from buying crap, you are welcome. Did you buy the dip? Crypto money. Easiest money in the world. As a side note, the last time I seriously pulled out my wallet before last night, was 3 weeks ago when ETH was at $436. $436. 3 weeks ago. Let that sink in for a moment. Easy money, but dangerous AF when you realize just how many people bought in before you at way cheaper prices, and they are so balls deep in profits that they couldn’t care less about cashing out into a 50% crash...

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BREAKING: Bitcoin Crashes -35% in less than a week!

OH NOOOOOOO THE SKY IS FALLING THE BUBBLE IS BURSTING And I’m buying the dip, ehehe. Why? Because Bitcoin “crashes” every quarter. And its totally and perfectly normal behaviour. As per my previous post, let me update it a bit: Bitcoin Crashes Jun 16: -41% Jan 17: -37% Mar 17: -31% May 17: -33% Jun 17: -39% Aug 17: -20% Sep 17: -40% Dec 17: -35% (as of now) Bitcoin Prices 30 Jun 16: $636 31 Jan 17: $970 28 Mar 17: $1,195 31 May 17: $2,303 30 Jun 17: $2,455 31 Aug 17: $4,743 30 Sep 17: $4,388...

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