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Launching Coconut Capital ™
By Sipping Coconuts  •  April 1, 2020
Dear readers! It is with greatest pleasure that we announce the launch of Coconut Capital LLP! It will be the hugest, bestest, most amazing fund manager in the world. We promise* you zero volatility in earnings (very important in this challenging times but totally not Madoff like of course) and MAXIMUM leverage to AMPLIFY our market returns (think less LTCM but more r/wallstreetbets #YOLO). * Actual performance may vary and could include permanent loss of capital.  via GIPHY Besides that, we will also write long long 30-page investor memos with big words like “risk parity optimised portfolio” or “risk adjusted return” and beautiful charts. Beautiful ones.
And we’ll issue these investor memos EVERY DAY, because we want you to know EXACTLY what is going on in the financial markets that result in the daily fluctuations so that you can trade the names we tell you in your personal account and profit (ignoring transaction costs)....
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By Sipping Coconuts
Team SC is the collective moniker for our family members, Ms.K, Mr.C and CocoJr#1 and #2. We’re a young family based out of Singapore, breaking away from the norm by living our life passionately, purposefully and (importantly) well within our financial means so that we are free from the typical shackles of modern day society like debt, lifestyle inflation and mindless consumerism.
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