Ever since the CPFB introduced a colorful pie chart of our CPF savings a few years ago, I would look forward to mine every year like a teenager would wait in line for a cup of bubble tea.
Do you know that bubble tea is wealth and health destruction incarnate?
Expensive carbohydrate and sugar.
Expensive empty calories.
Oops, I digress.
So, what does my CPF pie look like?
It looks different from previous years.
I shouldn't say "it" because this year we get more than one pie.
I prefer the old pie because it looked cheerful with bright colors.
These new ones look really dull.
Anyway, I will just show the first pie:
Are you disappointed?
Oh, you are but not with the colors of the pie but with the...