I heard of a sage  who lives up the highland, located in an old and hidden, largely forgotten island. I trekked all the way  right up to his doorsteps, to ask the wise man  the secrets of his success, and what ways there are  to be financially free so that when I'm working,  I don't scream like a banshee.
After ten minutes  (it could have been twenty), he broke into a smile that meant aplenty. "Three ways there are  to be free financially.  The First is a Monk -  the disciple of frugality.  The Second is a Shaman -  master rainmaker.  The Third, a Wizard -  investing kingmaker"

I'm not sure what's a monk  (I mean... I do know). Will I have to live in a temple in Guangzhou? Can I have a wife?  Can I still eat at Tex-Mex? Oh...no no no no no,  does...