Welcome back to another installment of 100 jokes,a GREAT MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!
Some credit to the various forum which i won't name...
1)
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work long,hard hours.The blacksmith instructed the boy ,"when i take the horseshoe out of the anvil ,and when i nod my head,you hit it with this hammer
The apprentice did just as he told now he is the only village blacksmith
2)
DINER:"waiter waiter!, what"s wrong with this fish"
waiter :"Long time no sea,sir"
geddit?
3)
"Don"t do that ," i said when one of the first graders playfully draped a bank note across his eyes."money is full of germs."
"Is it?" He asked.
"Yes,it's very dirty"
He thought about it a moment
"Is that why they call people who have a lot of it "filthy rich?"
4)
Jimmy had a trouble when to use I instead of me.Then one day,while creating a sentense in front of the first grade class,jimmy haltingly said...