Minutes after rushing out from the toilet to show Heartland Boy a positive pregnancy test kit result, Heartland Girl exclaimed, “We are going on a babymoon!!!” Sure, Heartland Boy has heard of honeymoon, but what exactly is a babymoon? Amidst the euphoria, it was not lost on Heartland Boy that perhaps this was one of his wife’s ingenuous ideas again. It didn’t take long in his marriage for him to realise that the common thread linking her ideas had always been Heartland Boy’s monies. “Errr, what is a babymoon?” asked Heartland Boy. “It is a vacation for parents-to-be before the baby arrives. We can rekindle our romance, strengthen our bond, private couple time etc,” replied Heartland Girl matter-of-factly. Tears welled up in Heartland Boy’s eyes; uncertain whether these were genuinely tears of joy or tears of knowing that his pockets would be emptied again. As the reality sank ......