“By the way, how much are we paying for electricity?” asked the wife recently, while I was looking through our mail.
I picked out the utility bill and handed it to her, “Nah.”
“What! We’re paying $100+ every month?! So ex, sia… My friend is only paying $60 a month leh.”
“Maybe it’s because she’s not sleeping in air-conditioned comfort every…”
“I think she switched to one of those electricity retailers on the Open Electricity Market,” quipped the wife while completely ignoring what I said.
She added, “Maybe we should do that too! WE just need to find the cheapest electricity retailer and switch!”
And by ‘we’, she means that
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