An absolutely, ridiculously mundane morning three months ago, before the events of this short story, told from the perspective of “Shifu”.

Who’s The Real Champion?

*yawn*

Yeeeaahh. Already 11am? It’s the 5th time I’ve missed breakfast this month – 5 days in a row! Damn, that feels good. And hungry.

That’s what champions are made of! We wake up at 11am and only work 2.17 hours a day.

*handphone buzz*

Oh look at that email – another eager soul has signed up for my free course. No worries, Fei Hong, my <insert nationality> trainer, will be getting in touch with him soon to facilitate the on-boarding process.

*handphone buzz*

Woohoo! Another dude (aka late-for-work-guy-in-previous-blog-post) has signed up for the web-host and auto-responder that I have recommended in my free course. Money in my pocket!

That Fei Hong dude I hired is really good huh? The sign-up rates are way ...