Whenever we have friends over, people never fail to go, “Waaaa… Your house is so clean! Which part-time cleaning service are you guys using? Ours damn cui sia... Intro leh!”

To which my wife would sheepishly reply, “Eh… We don’t hire any help. We… I mean, my husband does most of the cleaning.”

Meanwhile, me:

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Well, to be fair, she does help out.

With laundry, vacuuming, and taking care of the five thousand plants we have. I simply do the heavy-duty stuff like mopping the floors, washing the toilets, changing the bedlinen, and the other five billion stuff that keeps our home looking like this:

HDB Apartment Living Room