There was once a farmer who owned a prized asset: Le' Goose!  This was no ordinary Goose. The farmer took care of the Goose, feeding it and tending to its needs daily. Behold, each morning when he checked the Goose pen, inside was a shimmering, shiny Golden Egg!

Each afternoon, the farmer went to town and sold the egg. The consistent money received from the sales of the golden eggs soon allowed the farmer to live comfortably. However, the farmer started to get annoyed that the goose only laid ONE EGG per day.

"It's far too slow! I need to get more golden eggs to get rich faster!" 

He devised a plan to finally kill the goose to harvest all the golden eggs at once by cutting its belly open. However, when he did kill and cut open his goose, there was not a single egg to be found.

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