Welcome back to another installment of 100 jokes,a GREAT MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!

Some credit to the various forum which i won't name...

1)

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work long,hard hours.The blacksmith instructed the boy ,"when i take the horseshoe out of the anvil ,and when i nod my head,you hit it with this hammer

The apprentice did just as he told now he is the only village blacksmith



2)

DINER:"waiter waiter!, what"s wrong with this fish"

waiter :"Long time no sea,sir"


geddit?

3)

"Don"t do that ," i said when one of the first graders playfully draped a bank note across his eyes."money is full of germs."

"Is it?" He asked.

"Yes,it's very dirty"

He thought about it a moment

"Is that why they call people who have a lot of it "filthy rich?"

4)

Jimmy had a trouble when to use I instead of me.Then one day,while creating a sentense in front of the first grade class,jimmy haltingly said...